short people are the cutest thing ever
I hate to interrupt but I noticed you have a lamp url.
I have a lamp url myself.
I too have a lamp url.
You’re probably wondering why I have gathered you all here today…
#I feel like this is kinda how it is when you meet your favorite celebrity#its this moment you’ve been waiting for for so long#and when it finally happens its this glorious moment#and even though its only a few seconds#its probably the best moment of your life#something you will cherish and think about forever#but to them you’re just another face in the crowd#someone they will never think about again#and its really tragic when you think about it
That’s really depressing… thanks. But it’s true.. I think about that all the time.
No, but think about it. He’s not being rude. He wants to remember. “I met you once.” And he has to go through over 900 years worth of memory, every stranger he’s ever met. He does remember her. He just needs a hint.
He’s never met an unimportant person before. He remembers her. He just needs a hint.
imagine an episode of night vale where nothing is ominous or strange or conspiracy filled or magic and cecil just reads normal town stuff and the actual traffic and a normal ad from sponsors and the weather is ACTUALLY A WEATHER REPORT and then you hear the door open and two cecils talking and it turns out this entire time it’s just been an owl with the ability to steal people’s voices had hijacked the show and cecil shoos it out the window of the station with a broom
Gravity shift! [video]
THIS IS SO COOL
City Council is re-calibrating the gravity of the city today. Citizens are warned to anticipate sudden gravity shifts and stay near objects which can be grabbed onto in the event of a shift. And now, the weather.
Never say that I did not try to Stride (also one bonus dirk with the daves) plz take these while I try to figure out the rest OTL